Needed: A Raible
While Raible decided he couldn’t be in the Fantasy College Football League that doesn’t mean he can’t participate in it. I demand that Raible comments on the league like a reporter, or an outsider. Rankings, opinions, etc. Round by round favorite and least favorite picks or just commenting on the picks in general. Anything and everything.
Be the Raibs!!
What Haver wants, Haver gets…
-Steve Slaton #1 to Yetti…what, was Captain Anthony Morelli not good enough to pick here? Fuck Pitt? Fuck You!
-#1 pick should have been LeSean “The Real” McCoy!
-Nice to see White Sox stud John Danks make an apperance in the league.
-Was Tim Tebow to Tim Haver the most obvious pick in the history of fantasy sports?
-John David Booty in the 3rd round could wind up being the steal of the draft.
-Was DeSean Jackson to Tim Haver the 2nd most obvious pick in the history of fantasy sports?
-Was Percy Harvin…nevermind, you get the point.
-I like the Felix Jones pick, Hurricane Dean. But I could have done without Noel Devine so early (maybe it wasn’t that early, but it seemed early to me…maybe that’s why I’m not in the league).
-Dean: Derrick Williams? The most overrated player in the history of college football? I see a downgrade to Tropical Storm Dean in your immediate future.
-Austin Scott? I just puked a little bit in my mouth.
-How many Caldwells are there?
-Any chance that Rashard Mendenhall is related to former Pitt RB Ricky Mendenhall? If so, then congrats to Dean (who else?) on the pick of the draft!
-Chad Henne is supposed to break all of the Michigan records this year, but I’d still take Brian Griese for my money over Henne, Henson, Brady, etc. (as a COLLEGE QB, mind you). Remember, Bob’s boy was the only one to actually bring a title to Ann Arbor.
-Why Oderick Turner? Projection of 66 receptions for 1000 yards and 10 TD, that’s why! The better question is why not Billy Stull?
-Is Sam Keller 30 years old yet?
Let me see if I can figure out these rosters so far:
Yetti: Reid, Slaton, Forsett, Woods, Manningham, etc.
Danks: White, Booty, Charles, Torain, Douglas, etc.
Cat: Harrell, Wells, Spiller, Stewart, Sweed, etc.
Dean: McCoy, McFadden, Davis, Devine, Turner, etc.
Jon: Woodson, Grothe, Rice, Ore, Hardy, etc.
Wells: Daniel, Bernard, Choice, Bennett, Ducet, etc.
Haver: Tebow, Hart, Lucky, Jackson, Harvin, etc.
Murph: Brohm, Hill, Patrick, Bowman, Bryant, etc.
Danks’ QBs are sick, Dean loves Big Macs, I like Jon’s RBs, Haver’s team looks solid, and I think that Murph might have had, overall, the best 3 first picks. At this juncture, however, my guess is that Haver wins this league because, well(s), he’s Haver!
Raible
August 25, 2007
That’s great! This must continue!!!!!
thav916
August 25, 2007
Haver takes Rob Gronkowski, a dude that not more than 2 months ago was dunking over him in a basketball game. Yetti then takes Anthony Morelli, a guy that no way in the world Mr. Grace would have drafted had he not worn the blue and white of Fag State. Some things just never cease to amaze me!
In other news, I hope Mike Tomlin has something up his sleeve because, as predicted, he cut Kevan Barlow from the Steelers today. That leaves Pittsburgh fans with exactly ZERO players on their roster who are tough enough to convert in short-yardage situations/goal-line situations. Willie Parker fumbled on the 1-yard line last night, Najeh Davenport was stuffed on a 3rd-and-1 against the Packers, and Verron Haynes is coming off SERIOUS knee surgery. But, hey, at least we still have Gary Russell and Carey Davis, or should I say Jim Brown and Walter Payton.
Fuck you, Mike Tomlin.
Raible
August 27, 2007
Raible:
Did you know that:
-Willie Parker scored 16 times last year?
-Kevan Barlow isn’t good at football?
and
-Just because a running back isn’t fast, agile, or physically fit doesn’t nessacarly mean that he must be a tough inside runner? While that is probably a fair conclusion to draw for a back who is NFL-caliber, Kevan Barlow is not NFL-caliber. False dichotomies are the most dangerous of the fallacies.
thegreatawakening
August 29, 2007
I was also gonna say that false dichotomies are the most dangerous of the fallacie but Dean beat me to it.
thav916
August 29, 2007
Dean…I hope Gary Russell’s cock tastes good in your mouth. After reading your asinine response, I can only assume that’s the reason.
All jokes aside, I really don’t care. The fact of the matter is that Mike Tomlin has a whole lot that he has to show me. First off, he’s black. Secondly, his coaching staff is fucking pathetic. Bruce Arians sucks as an Offensive Coordintaor, Bob Ligadouchebag sucked as a Pitt assistant, and you have some dumb fuck E-Mailing the commissioner porn…I’m glad that this nut eater has nothing better to do with his time than E-Mail the NFL Commish.
I don’t understand how McFadden still hasn’t won a starting CB job, I don’t understand how Kreider is on the possible chopping block, and I don’t understand who the hell is gonna run the damn ball in short yardage and goal line situations. Other than that, Mike Tomlin is the man.
Raible
August 29, 2007
Raible I got LeSean the real Deal McCoy at what i feel a bargain price (Pk 164). P-I-T-T lets go Pitt. Dec 1 2007 WVU hopes of a BCS championship smashed by the real deal McCoy 232yds 4tds
Dacat
August 29, 2007
I like the feeling, Cat…I like it!
Raible
August 29, 2007